Maria Meltzer's Bad Habit

A man ran up to a nun. "Please may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked: "Sister, have you seen a solider?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the police ran off, the soldier crawled out and said, "Thank you Sister, you see I don't want to join the army." The nun replied, "I understand completely." The solider added, "I don't want to be rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little high, you would've seen a great pair of balls also. I don't want to join the army either." Taa-daa. Thank you.